Nestle Lion Chocolate Bar 42 G

Described by Nestle as having a "rugged appearance and combination of chewy caramel, crispy wafer and crunchy cereals covered in chocolate". One must presume by rugged we are referring to its Lovely Lion humps? o_O. Nestle further opines that the Lion Bar has "provided a substantial, multi-textural, bite across the decades". Hmm .. that's a lot to unpack right there - but fortunately for you (and moi!) gentle reader - there's also a lot of Lion Bar in each package. Shall we take a multi-textural bite (across the decades) together? Is the Lion Bar the key to time travel? Or quantum chomping even? There's only one way to find out.